Hello, my name is
05 February 2014 @ 11:52 pm
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Hello, my name is
13 October 2013 @ 09:14 pm
What"s at the top of your bucket list?Collapse )
Cut to save you all from the pity party for one.
Hello, my name is
10 October 2013 @ 11:47 pm
What is your earliest memory?

I have no idea if it's genuine or constructed, but I remember my brother trying to teach me to read with flash cards when I was about two and a half.
Hello, my name is
10 October 2013 @ 12:00 am
What is in my fridge?

Christ only knows... possibly some new forms of life (I was due to clean it out tonight, but can't bring myself to do it when I know I have all day off tomorrow)
In addition to some elderly milk and vegetables which need to be disposed of, there is a batch of chocolate shortcrust pastry, a bunch of face masks, some Baytril, passionfruit juice, several types of cheese, tofu, veggie sausages, various jars of pesto and chutney and so forth... and probably some strange delights hiding at the back.
Hello, my name is
07 October 2013 @ 11:39 pm
What's your best physical feature?

I really don't think I have one... nothing is without its shitty side (My index fingernails are a really nice shape...but don't match with the rest of my nails at all.)
Um... I have a watchstrap tan line that's still going strong from the summer that I'm kind of proud of?
Hello, my name is
06 October 2013 @ 12:07 am
What's in your handbag?

Well, predictably I do not own a handbag, I have a rucksack (which according to the Daily Fail makes me Welsh?) so instead you get:
what does it have in its pocketses?Collapse )

And you also get:
What random shit am I toting around like a turtle?Collapse )
Hello, my name is
04 October 2013 @ 11:16 pm
Read at own risk. The cut tag was properly typed at first but the rats liked it better this way, and since they *are* my pets, I thought I would leave it.my pet .hatesCollapse )
I feel like I could go on and on with this one, but I will leave it there. It has been a bit of a rough week - I am extremely short on sleep for no obvious reasons (my brain is just not making with the sleepytimes of late), I am getting ill, and I have had to be nice and polite to everyone despite feeling like poo and misanthropic to the max... so I needed this little bit of catharsis. I feel much better now! :)

So this doesn't sound like I just really hate my job (I don't honest, I actually really like it), here is one of the nice things that happened today. I was just getting ready to do the rhino talk, a school group walked into the house where we have a female and her calf having a bit of a snooze. Just as I was due to start, Mum lifts up her back leg and lets rip with the most enormous fart (we are talking 30 seconds plus in duration), much to the delight of the children (and myself, let's be honest). So of course I had to mention it in the talk (and if anyone complains about my use of the word 'fart' on the mic I will tell them that I am a Penn alum and I will always and forever Fart Proudly). The icing on the cake however, was the little girl who came up to me afterwards and asked me very earnestly "Does that mean the rhino is about to give birth?"